Coffin for sale: $150

If you drive along Route 107 in Fremont you've probably noticed a very creepy item for sale on the side of the road. For the past couple of weeks a pine box coffin has been sitting outside a residence near the Poplin Cafe, waiting for a taker. It's wide open with a For Sale sign on it. The coffin carries a price tag of $150. I must admit the coffin is tempting with Halloween around the corner, but I don't think my wife would appreciate it sitting on my front lawn. It could make a good birthday gift for someone turning 40. If you're interested, call 895-9470.